Tuesday, November 24, 2015

P-U

Image from cochranscartoons.com
Dear hunting enthusiast,

I will not slight you for hunting.  I used to be that way, but if you're eating the meat or donating the meat to a shelter or food bank, kudos to you.

BUT...

If you have been out hunting, I beg you, implore you, get down on my hands and knees and plead of you...

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY, SHOWER OR AT LEAST CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES IF YOU HAVE DOUSED YOURSELF IN DEER URINE.

That is all.

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